Why are you here?
YOU CAN’T JUST STOP ANSWERING ME IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR CONVERSATION EVERY TIME WE TALK OR I’M GOING TO START HATING YOU.
there are two types of cute
"aw how adorable" cute
"aw i want to make out with you holy shit" cute
and my goal is to be both of them
the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which